May 2012
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carefullyfalling:
this is one of my favorite things ok
phone: *rings*
me: no
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sherlylock:
my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
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justbeenjustin:
I’m proud to live in a country where moms get a day and sharks get a week
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ryanrosspepperoninipples:
gloomyteens:
i have the sex appeal of a math book
excuse you
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80 years from now;
Me: *falls*
Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: *laughs* HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP
Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!
Me: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE
Granddaughter: GRANDMA!
Me: YOLO
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How To Blow Up An Egg
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no you don’t understand i have a good fashion sense but i don’t have any money